i hope i’ve given somebody a boner
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.
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one time at my school people were making anti-drug posters and one of them literally just said “don’t meth”
thats what happens when you meth around with drugs
did you just make a meth pun
no he has a lisp
I love this, it’s not judging anyone or shaming anyone for being too fat or too skinny. It’s just 50k people (judging from the notes) that are actually proud enough to say, ‘yeah my thighs touch. And??’
means i am perfectly normal and proud to say that i have curvy hips and thighs touching :)
Yeah, see I love food too much for this to never not be an option. I also regret absolutely nothing about it.
I was born this way and I am proud of my body :)
my thighs are in love who am I to separate them
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no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.