gottalov3you:

sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

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I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

LAUGHING WAY TO HARD!! :’D

(Source: videohall)

gollums-new-best-friend:

urban-dytopia:

au-tom-aton:

laurenwhatthehellareyoudoing:

pitchblackglow:

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

#it’s like an awful experiment gone wrong

I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:

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oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop

^I think that says a lot

(via lonelyspanishboy)

pocketchina:

My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf

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which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means

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and I die of laughter

The video: [x]

(via the-awkward-white-girl)

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

(via the-awkward-white-girl)

edgarallenglow:

public school in a nut shell

(Source: donrickles, via the-awkward-white-girl)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via the-awkward-white-girl)

sejuices:

Stop 😂
taicheatea:

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

tell me that guy was literally torched

taicheatea:

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

tell me that guy was literally torched

(via the-awkward-white-girl)

fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

(via the-awkward-white-girl)

the-awkward-white-girl:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

YOURE PERFECTION YOU KNOW THAT

(Source: cryptids)

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

divascreech:

theamazingspidermanga:

blobfishparty:

SOME STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE DICKS

SOME LESBIANS ARE NICE
SOME LESBIANS ARE DICKS

SOME GAY PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME GAY PEOPLE ARE DICKS

SOME BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE DICKS

SOME PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME PEOPLE ARE DICKS

THERE IS EQUALITY GOODNIGHT

THANK

this post is bad and you should feel bad

And there is one of those dicks you were talking about ^

(via the-awkward-white-girl)

dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

(Source: i-want-cheese, via the-awkward-white-girl)

straaya:

Im such a great friend

straaya:

Im such a great friend

(via the-awkward-white-girl)

kiokushitaka:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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(via the-awkward-white-girl)